Moron Awakening

Dude, last posting was verbose! I'll try to tone it down a bit this time.

So, I had an awakening last Saturday. I'm at this party, right, and I'm mingling with the Regs, and this 2-year-old comes up to me and says, "Hi, I'm Elaine, I'm two, I'm gonna sing you a song. Twinkle, twinkle, little star...." And I'm like, "Whoa, who let this baby in here?!"

JK. It was a church party.

Anyway, for reals, I'm like, "Whoa, this kid is one month older than my kid. My kid doesn't talk, but holy-hell, her brain is not where I thought it was." Her comprehension and intelligence is like quadrupled what I thought it was. I mean, when someone just stares at you and blinks her little eye-lids when you talk to her, you think 1 of 2 things: 1) "Awwwww, she's not understanding me." or 2) "I must be the biggest moron in the world." I had been leaning toward 1, now I pick 2.

P.S. I promise to start adding pictures soon! This post would be soooooooooo much better if you got to see the little "you're an idiot" face.