Ten Reasons My Kid Is. Stellar.

So, A is amazing. So truly a Star. She's so smart and and funny and beautiful. Honestly. :)

I'm biased, you say? Of course I think so, she's my daughter?

No. Really. She's amazing.

Examples:

1. She's super good at math. Blowing through 1st grade math as "technically" a "preschooler." (Although I tell everyone we've started "kindergarten." Whatever. Every kind of grade is stupid.)

2. She only likes to wear granny-panties. Ever. That's all. She will tolerate dresses if pushed to.

3. Today, she ran to the door in her granny-panties, only, and yelled to our mailman, "Hi, John! Speedy delivery!"

4. Sitting on the potty while waiting for me to finish the dishes, she repeatedly threatened to "wipe myself if you don't hurry up." Including, "that's it, I'm wiping."

5. Also sitting on the potty, talking to daddy, she says, "Mama won't let us sleep in the sleeping bags tonight, which I'm very cross about."

6. She asks every other day for violin lessons.

7. At McDonald's she orders a bacon McDouble with mayo, lettuce, and tomato with a side of nuggets. I'll take some meat with my meat please.

8. She loves the lost.

9. She likes good music. I mean, really good music. And she can dance. Like nobody's business.

10. She makes eye contact and says "hi" to everyone remotely elderly because, "Gramma told me to say 'hi' to all the old people." It's awesome.

I know your kid is equally as stellar. :) Because kids are.

Stellar.

So, what's your "Ten Reasons My Kid Is. Stellar."?

Blog it, dudes! For posterity!