Even Better Waffles!

10 oz gluten free flour mix (Shauna's is by far the best!)
2 oz ground flax meal
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. salt
4 Tbsp. melted coconut oil
1 3/4 cup almond milk
1 Tbsp. lemon juice (or 2 tsp. vinegar)
3 eggs
2 Tbsp. maple syrup

2 tsp. vanilla
 

Preheat electric waffle iron. Mix dry ingredients. Whisk wet ingredients in a stand mixer until well combined. Add dry ingredients and whisk for 1 minute. Let batter stand for at least 5 minutes. Grease waffle iron with coconut oil as needed. Eat/serve immediately! Light, crispy, delicious!

Haters Hate Wally World

If you hate Wal-Mart because they love the bottom line, then hate yourself for loving the same. If you hate Wal-Mart because they accept government subsidies, then hate NPR and PBS because they take money from those same controlling bastards. (I'm telling myself this too, don't be offended.)

Birthday Interview: A at 4

So, the best idea ever, Birthday Interviews, taken directly from Lauren @ Sparkling Adventures. 

What do you want to be when you grow up?

“A cupcake maker. Uh, but I don’t know really.”

What will that be like?

“Just, actually, so fun. You guys can be in it.”

What makes you happy?

“Ice cream.”

What makes you sad?

“No eating ice cream.”

What do you dream about?

“I dream about being a mermaid.”

Who are your friends?

“Olive and Squigy.”

What are your favorite toys?

“This one." (R2D2)

What do you like to do with mommy?

“Bake.”

What do you like to do with daddy?

“Help him work.”

What's your favorite color?

“Pink.”

What's your favorite book?

“Library books. And cards; I love those.”

What does mommy do all day?

“Bake and do other stuff.”

What does daddy do all day?

“Work and sometimes restes. And wants to go to sleep but he can’t because I wake him up.”

What's the most important thing you've done this year?

“Have a birthday.”

What do you want to do before your next birthday?

“Have ice cream.”